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Driving Smack

"Driving Smack" is similar to "Talking Smack". It is a way for weaker or more timid individuals to "Talk Smack" without having to leave the safety of their vehicle.

"Driving Smack" is carried out in a number of ways, and is always being improved upon by those who are particularly non-confrontational.

Usually it is accomplished when the weak individual is driving a large and/or very loud vehicle (see Yucaipa) and, upon passing by the person whom he dislikes, hits the accelerator which causes the vehicle to lurch forward abnormally and produce a loud "BRAAAAP" thereby striking fear into the intended victims heart and soul. Extra points can be had if the tires lose traction and make "screeching" sounds.

This can be done daily with very little measurable loss in effectiveness.

*Motorcycles can be used also, however this would then be referred to as "Riding Smack", and is usually associated more with "attention whoring" than actual attempts to intimidate. Perhaps in lieu of masculinity the rider will wear flashy outfits and novel helmet modifications.
A: Look at this dork in the 4x4

B: .....BRAAAAAP!!....brap..

A: Gee maybe we should get the heck out of this city before he comes back and hurts us. BAHAHAAA! Another punk driving smack.
by 0per November 10, 2011
mugGet the Driving Smackmug.

elephant smack

it is when you take the cock of an elephant and hit someone in the face with it is also a sporting event in south africa
man 1: ur ugly
man 2: smack
man 1: god damnit what the hell was that
man 2: pwn elephant smack you in eye
man 1: on the NSB now
man 2: wo0t
man 1:what was an elephant doing on the sidewalk
man 2: youjustgotraped
mugGet the elephant smackmug.

jam smack

Hitting somebody or something with all your effort and might.

using either your hand or full body to intensify the impact.

you can also get a running start, that is the true jam smack.
"Cory was standing by the pond so i ran up behind him and jam smacked his ass into the water!"

"if you don't stop talking about football i'm going to jam smack you!"
by dbrown907 January 8, 2010
mugGet the jam smackmug.

catch a smack

You heard about that nigga that tried to catch a smack broad day and got through?”
by boston Masssssa August 5, 2018
mugGet the catch a smackmug.

Splat Smack

(V) The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then smacking her face with enough force to knock the sperm out.
That splat smack you gave Monica ruined my new jacket.
by SillyAsianEngineeringGuy August 1, 2008
mugGet the Splat Smackmug.

oogie smack

after unloading seminal fluids into the palm of your hand, direct your hand across the bitches face
yo i totally ganked my wank until i had hand full of goo and i slap the Ho. thus that ho got oogie smack -ed
by Tuffy mc fluffy Jr January 14, 2009
mugGet the oogie smackmug.

smack the weasel

I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel
by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011
mugGet the smack the weaselmug.

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