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Smack Peddler

by Beastin it December 3, 2010
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Splat Smack

(V) The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then smacking her face with enough force to knock the sperm out.
That splat smack you gave Monica ruined my new jacket.
by SillyAsianEngineeringGuy August 1, 2008
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oogie smack

after unloading seminal fluids into the palm of your hand, direct your hand across the bitches face
yo i totally ganked my wank until i had hand full of goo and i slap the Ho. thus that ho got oogie smack -ed
by Tuffy mc fluffy Jr January 14, 2009
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FLAT Smack

Flat smack ; (noun)(vb)
A flat smack is the sharp firm slap with the undeniable flat earth truth, often carried out on unsuspecting globers and globe defending shills.
Flat smacks often trigger a cognitive dissonance response and episode of denial from the general condition of shock; to the flatsmacked globers that have been subjected to it.
Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to
and tricked into believing you are living
on a sphere that is revolving and
rotating through space.

Present tense - flat smacking
Past tense - flat smacked
Medical - flat smackitis (medical condition in which flat smacked globers completely disregard objective reality and blantantly lie to themselves to protect their indoctrinated belief system.

See also : globe debunked, ripballearth, mass formation hypnosis, stockholme syndrome, dunning kruger effect.
Chris had to flat smack ammon several times, with the observable reality water at rest always finds and maintains level.
Ammon responded by showing a circle and claiming the circumference was level; his cognitive dissonance response was nuhuhs, incredulity and blantant lies to protect his own delusional bawler beliefs.
by FLATSMACK PHD July 28, 2023
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jam smack

Hitting somebody or something with all your effort and might.

using either your hand or full body to intensify the impact.

you can also get a running start, that is the true jam smack.
"Cory was standing by the pond so i ran up behind him and jam smacked his ass into the water!"

"if you don't stop talking about football i'm going to jam smack you!"
by dbrown907 January 8, 2010
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Taco Smack

A woman fapping, equivalent to a man fapping. When a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers.
Guy 1: Yo, is she fapping?????
Guy 2: No, she's taco smacking.
by dusstedd December 27, 2011
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smack the weasel

I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel
by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011
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