named skeet skeet

When a female named Rhonda dresses in black and walks from the grocery store (or local deli) to her house, and then back again until she has covered 6.78 miles of distance. This can only occur on a Sunday or a Monday, and Rhonda CANNOT be barefoot.
"Rhonda skeet-skeeted on Monday."
by Gerald Lambeaux March 05, 2004
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Skeet and Run

When a man runs into a room and skeets on as much stuff as he can as quick as he can and then bails as fast as he came.
Dude, were going into her room and and gunna skeet and run.
by Jeffneezi August 08, 2008
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skeet beard

A large helping of man sauce generously slathered around the lower portion of a womans face.
Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.
by Max. L January 18, 2008
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beat and skeet

when you have sex with someone once and never talk to them again!!!

Yo that chick\dude sucked i had to beat and skeet!!!!
by Tayla Testicles August 28, 2008
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skeet mobile

1. A car similar to the original 'Bat mobile' but more attractive and covered in skeet

2. The car your mother drives

3. A car so ugly, you would rather skeet on its dingy surface than drive it in public
1. That is one rad skeet mobile!

2. Hey Mom, can I drive your skeet mobile to school?

3. Wow, that '81 Honda Civic is a skeet mobile.
by Kyle da O.G. November 07, 2006
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skeet and delete

The art of using a girl for a single night of sexual intercourse and then never contacting or speaking to that particular broad again. Similar terms are smash and dash, boom and zoom, hit and quit, etc.
“Hey Johnny, are you still with that girl?” “Nah man, I had to just skeet and delete.”
by Trident of Treason August 09, 2018
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SKEET BEARD

Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.
"Hey Carl, were about to go onstage, put on some deodorant and clean up your skeet beard".
by Bingbong79 March 07, 2009
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