Simon

He loved asses so much that he became one. He isn't very faithful. The typical fuckboy. But he's kinda intelligent and good-looking.

" he didn't realise that one girl is enough, he's such a simon"

by Ushouldnotknowmyname January 6, 2017

simon tingey

Simon Tingey - that badass motherfucker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. Everyone should know a Simon Tingey. But BE WARNED - he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.

Side note: will never win at Superfight

Girl: hi what's your name?
Simon Tingey: Simon Tingey
Girl: cool

by Buddybeth January 17, 2017

Lucas Marc Simon

A person that is passionate about aircrafts. He dreams about being up in the air far above the clouds. When Lucas Marc Simon has a dream he will fulfill it. Further he will help you in every situation of your life and will always make you laugh.

Did you hear Lucas failed his math exam again?
Lucas Marc Simon got the job as a flight attendant!!!

by forry17 January 27, 2017

Simon

The most irritating person on earth who you consistently want killed

God that guy is so annoying!

He is such a Simon

by vcgtfcdgfg February 5, 2017

Simon

A tall boyo with blond hair

Person A: "Hey hows that?"
Person B: "oh! Him? That's Simon!"

by YeetnDelet December 5, 2019

Simon Tall

Human god, fittest man you ever going to meet , great at teaching, most calm person ever be like Simon Tall

I wish I was like Simon Tall

by Talls Minion December 11, 2019

Simon Zone

Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.

Dude I’m stuck in the Simon Zone.
Shit dude the friend zone is better

by Shit Hurts December 13, 2019