Young shrimp

A useless coworker that everyone hates

Ya have you seen the new guys he’s a young shrimp, doesn’t do anything at all.

by Big wiggly October 9, 2025

shrimp

(verb)
- to be forcibly shoved in between a bed and a wall against your will

-“Ow I just got totally shrimped by my girlfriend Hannah, I’m stuck!!”

by NotASenatorNamedDave November 14, 2021

Gay Shrimp Knot

When two gay men tie their foreskins into a bow.

Yeah Steve has enough foreskin for a gay shrimp knot!

by Bigchaddy July 25, 2022

Shrimping

The act of misplacing shrimp in a location.

Someone was shrimping in my bathroom

by kyllgorrrr June 20, 2021

shrimp digging

When a gay guy cums in another guys ass and sucks the cum out with a straw

"I heard Larry did some shrimp digging on Monday and Curly

by Kunilingus king December 16, 2021

shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw

when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.

by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024

SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.

"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025