Top Gun Shit

Used as a description of habitual "wingman" escapades at parties and clubs. This is principally seen as a very strong and important bond between two so-called "players" with their eyes firmly on the prize (women). These said individuals employ strategic moves and move swiftly when opportunity arises. Just as fighter pilots are expected to do, they watch each other's back with the utmost dedication and also employ the agenda of "bros before hoes."

John (to Jake): What are those douchebags doing over there?

Jake: Looks like they got that Top Gun Shit. We should try that.

by mkdamaestro October 16, 2010

Shit's Creek

To be up "Shit's Creek" is to be in serious or complex trouble, such as to (literally) be "up a creek without a paddle." It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary's expression "Shit Street" and is possibly its antecedent.

"When the deal fell through, we were up Shit's Creek".
"If he gets caught again he will be up Shit's Creek."

by Kcstealth August 13, 2016

hit that shit

1. to take a puff off a cigarette or marijuana joint.

2. to hit a object with a fist or other object.

3. to have sex with a girl.

Rodney offered me a fresh joint so I hit that shit.

Biff had a annoying friend so he hit that shit with a ball bat.

Mirna told me she was horny so I hit that shit all night.

by a neighbor July 27, 2004

starting shit

one of the many uses of the word shit, in this particular case it means someone is creating drama or wanting to fight.

hey, peter was starting shit in the chat room last night, he was just asking to be kicked.

by gmoonit April 5, 2008

The Wet Shit

A Wet Shit is when you wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

"Well, I did have a little bit of a Wet Shit yesterday," Jimmy said.

"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.

"How come," said Jimmy.

"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.

The Wet Shit

by The Dumbass That Knows June 21, 2016

piece of shit

a person who is very abusive towards other people or animals.

That guy over there is always insulting people. He is a piece of shit!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

shit is going down

What you say when you know something big and bad is happening.

Dude, did you hear about Jamie cheating on Zach?
Yeah, shit is going down!

by JesseTheJohnson June 13, 2008