Sheet Rolling

Cum that has been freshly laid onto the sheet that you have just had sexual intercourse on, is cut into a small square or rectangle. this small portion of the sheet with your semen that you have just cut is now rolled into a cross joint and smoked by you and your lover.

Johnny was feeling a bit peckish, so he took his girlfriend on sheet rolling adventures whilst driving his prius.

by corneilius cumster July 28, 2011

christmas sheets

when you finger or fuck a girl till she bleeds...all over yo green sheets

that girl gave me the christmas sheets sheets last nite

by dunnoman March 12, 2008

between the sheets

Sex where no sperm goes higher then the second layer...

My mom had no clue...it was between the sheets

by Hugh Jass March 23, 2004

sheet

1.) a state of mind in which a person is ready to engage in sexual intercourse.

2.) to get a person into said state of mind.

3.) a synonym for "to have sex" used in phrases that include "shit"

1.) "before i could get the condom on, she was already sheeted"

2.)"I'm pretty sure she likes me. What should I do?"
"Git 'er sheeted!"

3.) "We sheeted all over the place and i have to say it was the best sheet I ever took. I totally sheeted her brains out"

by aPirAte August 10, 2010

Sheet Geek

noun phrase: A creative designer, expert developer and passionate lover of electronic spreadsheets.

Ever since he took those spreadsheet courses, Marvin has turned into a real Sheet Geek.

by M A S November 9, 2006

Sheets into the wind

Multiple linens flowing in the breeze aka Bryant

Im sorry heather i was several sheets into the wind.

by lianaface! October 23, 2008

Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome

When a naturally red headed girl or women both adolescent or adult have the same color hair in the pubic region and the scalp region.

Damn she got a fire crotch, no actually she got Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome.

by Dr. Bert Delgado January 28, 2009