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Schrodinger's Baddie

When you see a potential baddie however she is wearing a facemask or any other accessories that may obscure her full facial features. So without purely seeing what she actually looks like that person is both ugly and a baddie at the same time.
Person 1: Yo that one chick in our class looks kinda hot
Person 2: Yeah but isn't she a Schrodinger's baddie though..?

Person 1: Ah, right I've never seen her face without the facemask
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Schrodinger's Baddie

When you see a potential baddie however she is wearing a facemask or any other accessories that may obscure her full facial features. So without purely seeing what she actually looks like that person is both ugly and a baddie at the same time.
Person 1: Yo that one chick in our class looks kinda hot
Person 2: Yeah but isn't she a Schrodinger's baddie though..?

Person 1: Ah, right I've never seen her face without the facemask
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Schrodinger's Baddie

When you see a potential baddie however she is wearing a facemask or any other accessories that may obscure her full facial features. So without purely seeing what she actually looks like that person is both ugly and a baddie at the same time.
Person 1: Yo that one chick in our class looks kinda hot
Person 2: Yeah but isn't she a Schrodinger's baddie though..?

Person 1: Ah, right I've never seen her face without the facemask
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Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.
“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus argue for its nonexistence.”
by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024
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Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.
“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus substantiate its nonexistence.”
by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024
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Schrödinger's feminism

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most...
Girl: Women belong in the workplace not the kitchen and traditional gender roles are stupid.
Guy: Well WWIII has just broken out and 1 member of every household will be drafted guess you can break those gender roles.
Girl: Women belong in the kitchen it's mens job to go to war.
Guy: thats Schrödinger's feminism for you
by HyperGoat14 May 31, 2024
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Schrödinger's Legal Age

Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.

This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024
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