Two dope ass bitches who live life to the max. Josh is their most prized possession. You mess w them and they’ll probably still love you.
by Ralphycakes179 April 30, 2019

It’s an abbreviation of jamil the hacker professionally known as jammy boi sammy boi. He crashes online classes and shows his penis to the girls attending the classes
by Bigboyfatyy December 4, 2022

guy 1: she’s so shy but she’s really pretty
guy 2: yeah she’s such a sammie
girl 1: i’m gonna try to talk to her wish me luck guys!
guy 2: yeah she’s such a sammie
girl 1: i’m gonna try to talk to her wish me luck guys!
by annoyinguglyweirdo May 24, 2018

by Hijbh September 14, 2022

He is a habitual masturbator that occasionally likes to smoke the ganja while watching Golden girls on a quiet weekday. Has a beard of of God and ass that won't quit! Born as a God, everyone must bow to his golden balls that dangle between his muscular thighs. He is the apple of each eye that lays upon him.
by Danndy89 June 28, 2019

by Tamagotchu February 15, 2021

Worst person I ever met with best intentions of forever and love in me for no reason at all other than what it will become now. Asks dumb questions of me comstantly at perfect times just to know how hated she is. She is hated by all that can hate with effectiveness and never be bothered!
I met Sammie and wished I never have. Since it happened lets see how this will be achieved now. So far its going as planned and working well.
by Jeremiahj4308 May 23, 2020
