that's what she said

hilarious innuendo that you can say for pretty much anything.

(teacher talking about clay)
teacher- it usually hardens when exposed to air.

student- ha! that's what she said!

by this_amazing_girly October 23, 2008

said person

a way of talking about someone specific: to avoid ramming their name into the ground; to sound contractual; or to completely obscure that person's identity and save face.

i, j-doe, do hereby attest to agreement between self and said person that neither shall utter a word about what just happened.

by Furrowed Brow April 21, 2004

that's what she said

: phrase : a phrase to be said when someone says something that is not directly realted to sex, but sounds like it.

in an ER}

Doctor: I think we need to come in from behind.

Some Random Guy Who Pops Out: That's what she said.

by askfuhgjdfnbgihagh April 19, 2009

big salad

When someone wants credit for something when it is or isn't really credit-worthy. Or is credit worthy and they call attention to their credit-worthy performance.

"What was it dude, a big salad?"

My husband said I thanked everyone at the table for dinner but him. He cooked the meal but everyone chipped in. He asked me, "Don't I get a thank you?", to which I replied, "What was it - a big salad?"

by crd06 July 4, 2006

getting your salad tossed

getting your booty hole eaten out it can be gay or straight

damn hope got was getting your salad tossed last night

(her)

by thenigganiggaL February 27, 2014

POLK SALAD

Polk salad is a toxic plant containing phytolaccatoxin and phytolaccigenin. These substances are toxic to mammals and may cause death. Polk salad is however eaten in the Southeren United states. The young greens should be boiled and drained three times to purge the toxins before they are fried in hot oil or bacon fat with eggs. Polk salad likley gained popularity in the south during hard times when people had little else to eat.

That Polk Salad tastes like spinach.

by ARC26 April 21, 2008

That's what she said

Remark intended to make a normal statement sexual. Some people use this against statements that couldn't be construed sexually, thus making it very annoying.

Guy 1: "You suck"
Guy 2: "That's what she said"
Guy 1: "Dude stop it"
Guy 2: "That's what she said!"
Guy 1: "That one wasn't even funny!"
Guy 2: "That's what she said!!"
Guy 1: "Dude, keep it up and I'll stab you!"
Guy 2: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!... hey wait that one actually work- *Gets punched out by Guy 1* OWWW!! That was rough!"
Guy 1: "That's what she said"

by Dimestoreman March 2, 2010