Jallad Salad

Means Executioner and is the name of a voluptuous and thick family. They are a Latina and Muslim mix (basically the best mix there is) and they will execute anyone who is a threat to them. However one of the members of the bad-ass family is pretty lame. He is the Clarinet Lieutenant In his school band which is pretty underwhelming for having such a cool family. (In a movie)

Yo if the Jallad Salad hears about this our heads will be snatched off like their waists.

by 555powerpufflegend April 15, 2020

Blunt Salad

Blunt Salad
Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun

1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.

-"this is a mighty fine Blunt Salad we've got here boys! I'm glad we had variety today so we could feast upon this green goodness, truly a gift from the gods. Hercules himself would be tamed by this here bleezy. Hakuna Matata gents."

by The Colorado Kid d(-_-)b 👌 March 26, 2017

Basement Salad

A sexual manoeuvre that involves weird, dirty, often scatological components.

Man, I was fooling around with Angie last night when she wanted me to give her a basement salad - I said “no way” and split...

by mowolf May 18, 2021

salad date

Less Formal than a Dinner Date, More Formal than a Coffee Date.fac

Kevin and I didn't want The Pressure of a Dinner Date and we're past Coffee Dates, So we went on a Salad Date

by RayRay723 December 13, 2015

ass salad

similar to bullshit

"oh shit, my teacher just assigned a 4 page paper due tomorrow"
"dude, that's fucking ass salad"

by assbutt420 November 9, 2015

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth

Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth

by Milomoseley September 24, 2016

hooker salad

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.

Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?

by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019