Dead Salad

A quiet shift. Used in catering/hospitality.

Zak asked "how's it been, busy?"
"No mate, dead salad" Hannah replied.

by HF85 September 23, 2021

salad ninja

Someone who creates awesome salads, is fueled by salads, and spreads the salad awesomeness!

I am a salad ninja that works at FRESHJUNKIE!

by RunLacey October 15, 2015

Salad Cowboy

When someone is so gay that calling them a faggot simply won't do. 1 Salad Cowboy - A super faggot who is not only a gay dick ridin' cowboy, but one who also enjoys giving a good salad toss.

"Did you see the way Tony licked Jim' s anus?" "I did what a salad cowboy!"

by Irishpat666 September 24, 2016

gream salad

when you shit, piss and cream you self at the same time.

person A: dude i just gream salad

person b: what?

by chris_luva February 03, 2022

Hoboken Salad

When you eat a stalk of lettuce that is lodged in between your partner's ass cheeks.

Guy 1: Dude I met this nasty vegan chick at the bar last night. We went back to ger place and she made me try a Hoboken salad.

Guy 2: Bro that's disgusting!

by ElMitochondria March 05, 2016

Jallad Salad

Means Executioner and is the name of a voluptuous and thick family. They are a Latina and Muslim mix (basically the best mix there is) and they will execute anyone who is a threat to them. However one of the members of the bad-ass family is pretty lame. He is the Clarinet Lieutenant In his school band which is pretty underwhelming for having such a cool family. (In a movie)

Yo if the Jallad Salad hears about this our heads will be snatched off like their waists.

by 555powerpufflegend April 16, 2020

pirates salad

When someone butt chugs a bottle of rum and you chug it out of their butt

Chad: "dude the party got so crazy last night, I got a pirates salad from Stacey!"

by Skinnyjay July 11, 2017