A culinary game of chance where you mix premium Italian pasta with mystery pasta discovered in the darkest depths of your pantry or even the neighborhood bin shed. The result is a dish that could either transport you to the piazzas of Rome with its exquisite taste or send you on a flavor adventure that rivals a rollercoaster ride.
Side Effects May Include:
Pasta Time Warp: You might find yourself temporarily fluent in Italian or spontaneously humming opera arias.
Sudden Chef Syndrome: After consumption, you might feel an overwhelming urge to critique the cooking techniques of famous chefs on TV.
Spaghetti Serendipity: Occasionally, you may discover a hidden talent for culinary innovation, inventing new pasta shapes or sauces that defy culinary logic.
Parmesan Paradox: Your fridge may suddenly overflow with an inexplicable surplus of Parmesan cheese, causing a delightful yet mysterious phenomenon.
Carbonara Confusion: You might start debating passionately with friends about the "authentic" way to prepare carbonara, even if you've never been to Italy.
Side Effects May Include:
Pasta Time Warp: You might find yourself temporarily fluent in Italian or spontaneously humming opera arias.
Sudden Chef Syndrome: After consumption, you might feel an overwhelming urge to critique the cooking techniques of famous chefs on TV.
Spaghetti Serendipity: Occasionally, you may discover a hidden talent for culinary innovation, inventing new pasta shapes or sauces that defy culinary logic.
Parmesan Paradox: Your fridge may suddenly overflow with an inexplicable surplus of Parmesan cheese, causing a delightful yet mysterious phenomenon.
Carbonara Confusion: You might start debating passionately with friends about the "authentic" way to prepare carbonara, even if you've never been to Italy.
Feeling adventurous, Chris decided to play Italian roulette for dinner—he mixed some gourmet fettuccine with a questionable bag of pasta he found near the bin shed. Now he's convinced he can speak fluent Italian and has an inexplicable craving for more Parmesan cheese!
by pastaiolo August 2, 2024
Get the Italian roulettemug. When a woman gives a man a blow job while he’s is sleeping and proceeds to guess when he is going to cum.
by Cupids Arrow May 21, 2025
Get the Russian Roulettemug. "Yo dude, should we American Roulette that bathroom"-Dude 1
"Nah, too many motherfuckers, its too hot"-Dude 2
"Nah, too many motherfuckers, its too hot"-Dude 2
by The Quick 1-2 February 22, 2023
Get the American Roulettemug. 1) n.
A alternative version of Russian Roulette. American Roulette is the act of playing Russian Roulette; not with a revolver, but with a fully loaded semiautomatic pistol. As similarly contrasted by the 1955-75 space race; American Roulette has the same potential goal as it's Russian counterpart, but with guaranteed results.
2) adj.
The act of shooting or being shot with a semiautomatic pistol.
A alternative version of Russian Roulette. American Roulette is the act of playing Russian Roulette; not with a revolver, but with a fully loaded semiautomatic pistol. As similarly contrasted by the 1955-75 space race; American Roulette has the same potential goal as it's Russian counterpart, but with guaranteed results.
2) adj.
The act of shooting or being shot with a semiautomatic pistol.
1)n.
Having had little success playing Russian Roulette; depressed little Johnny found great notoriety winning the American Roulette World Championship.
2) adj.
Tarrance and Robert were minding their own business when the cops showed up and hit them with that American Roulette.
Having had little success playing Russian Roulette; depressed little Johnny found great notoriety winning the American Roulette World Championship.
2) adj.
Tarrance and Robert were minding their own business when the cops showed up and hit them with that American Roulette.
by Buttchungus December 21, 2019
Get the American Roulettemug. Its basically just the russian version of tag, the kids play it all the time, especially while sipping their vodka juice boxes, and petting their pet polar bear, ye know the usual
unlike tag instead of getting ppl with their hands they use this toy thing called a revolver, and instead of chasing each other and tagging them they take the revolver, put this harmless thing called a bullet, and only 1 btw, then while pointing at themselves, or others, they spin the wheel inside to "decide" the fate of the one the gun err "toy" is pointing at and then they pull the trigger, anyway what happens next isnt important, all in all its a fun russian game especially for kids and only 1 in 6 people have died in the process, not a very big deal
unlike tag instead of getting ppl with their hands they use this toy thing called a revolver, and instead of chasing each other and tagging them they take the revolver, put this harmless thing called a bullet, and only 1 btw, then while pointing at themselves, or others, they spin the wheel inside to "decide" the fate of the one the gun err "toy" is pointing at and then they pull the trigger, anyway what happens next isnt important, all in all its a fun russian game especially for kids and only 1 in 6 people have died in the process, not a very big deal
Russian Dude: Hey kids, wanna play russian roulette? i have revolver toy only 1/6 death
American: HOLY SHIT I THOUGH GUNS WERE ONLY FOR SHOOTINGS
Russian: gun? ah no that toy, this is gun
*pulls out minigun*
American: bro what happened to the revolver
American: HOLY SHIT I THOUGH GUNS WERE ONLY FOR SHOOTINGS
Russian: gun? ah no that toy, this is gun
*pulls out minigun*
American: bro what happened to the revolver
by rick.astley69@gmail.com May 13, 2022
Get the Russian Roulettemug. When you hook up with a person with the same last name as you and then hope you aren't related after she gets pregnant.
I played Bakersfield Roulette with that girl from the party. Pregnancy test was positive so now we waiting on the 23 and me.
by TheChanLovesMe April 6, 2021
Get the Bakersfield Roulettemug. James: "I was playing Backshot Roulette last week and I think I lost."
Riss: "Damn dude, good luck."
Riss: "Damn dude, good luck."
by Loblollypine April 8, 2024
Get the Backshot Roulettemug.