When you go for someone else’s girl but say you didn’t do anything but really want her and you think she wants you back but she really just wants to be friends. Then you shit in her mouth while being the sneaky link one night and she yells and never talks to you again. Then gives you drunk head in the back on a fiat Uno until your dick falls off and never can have sex again.
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Riley is the name of an amazing girl or guy that typically has blonde curly hair, blue eyes, and a load of freckles. They are quite skinny but perfect in every way. You could say "skinny legend". Their humor is original and hilarious and their smile is contagious. Despite the troubles they go through, and what seems like endless sob sessions, they always manage to get back up on their feet after a long day and be nice to everyone and anyone, even the ones who hurt them. They're also extremely attractive and easily catch the eye of others, reeling in many crushes.
Adrian: "Hey Abram, I'm gonna go hang out with Riley after school, can you stay here alone?"
Abram: "I wanted to hang out with Riley!!! She's so perfect! You smell like farts and egg socks, she's too good for you!"
Adrian: "Ugh."
Abram: "I wanted to hang out with Riley!!! She's so perfect! You smell like farts and egg socks, she's too good for you!"
Adrian: "Ugh."
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by JarheadG14 November 25, 2019
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don't ask why there's raw spaghetti in the fazbear fright series again just assume it's just apart of their of world domination plan.
Likely anti-capitalist.
don't ask why there's raw spaghetti in the fazbear fright series again just assume it's just apart of their of world domination plan.
Likely anti-capitalist.
Person 1: "Riley yelled at me again"
Person 2: "same"
Person 2: "speaking of Riley, where did they go?"
Person 1: "shit."
*explosion goes off in the distance*
"oh."
Person 2: "same"
Person 2: "speaking of Riley, where did they go?"
Person 1: "shit."
*explosion goes off in the distance*
"oh."
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