riding the iron rooster

A slang term for a variety of debaucherous activities including but not limited to:

Heavy alcohol consumption.
Smoking large quantities of marijuana.
Snorting cocaine.
Shooting heroin.
Orgies.
Using a metallic dildo.

1. "Susie's boyfriend dumped her, so she's been riding the iron rooster for the past week."

2. "Yo dawg, you wanna come over to my place and we can buy some munchies and ride that iron rooster?"

3. Guy: "What are you doing tonight?"
Girl: "I dunno."
Guy: "You can come over and ride the iron rooster, cockadoodle doo."

by brightnoah July 20, 2008

riding the walrus

When a female is ontop an overweight male during intercourse and her knees cannot reach the bed due to his huge stomach.

Riding the walrus is so difficult because I can't balance without my knees touching the bed.

by stripper_wrangler December 18, 2012

riding ass

The sexual act of a man inserting his penis in a womans anus (while in the doggy style position) and wrapping his legs around her thighs. Now he would bounce on her ass as if riding a hourse.

A link to a riding ass video www.xnxx.com/video5439140/big_butts

by ExplicitRox June 14, 2016

moose-riding

To perform the act of copulation with either the index and middle finger, the tounge, genitalia, or prosthetic genitalia on a partners armpit.

"Damn it Manny, stop moose-riding me"

by carlosauresrex November 10, 2008

dick riding

another term for screen cheating in a video game, specifically call of duty. looking at another player's screen to see where he or she is on a map, and cutting them off with your weapon already aimed so the opposing player has no chance to defend himself. blatant cheating, a pussy move, usually done by fags who aren't good enough at the game to win by playing normally.

"Mike, how the fuck did you know I was coming around that corner? You're dick riding so hard right now."

"Stop dick riding you pussy."

by jayfraykid March 2, 2010

riding the wave

"Riding the wave" is when one has sex, usually doggy style, with an extremely fat girl.

Vib: I feel nauseus man.
Rib: Why's that?
Vib: I spent all night riding the wave dude.
Rib: Ewwwwwwwww!!!!

by Wolfey June 13, 2006

riding a bike with no handlebars

a child molestor that eats snicker bars while watching children ride bikes.

mr. johnson is riding a bike with no handlebars again. call the cops!

by Greg freezy June 16, 2008