a rapper who thinks rhyming in every single verse is what constitutes a good rapper. although rhymes are in almost every rap verse, some people think rhyming is all it takes to be a rapper, when it's so much more than that.
Yung No Barz: "My homie said my bitch was riding the pimp,
So I whipped her and gave her a limp,
The hoe had the audacity to cheat to ride a piece of shrimp
In the end she looked like a fucking wimp"
Delusional Fan 1: BARSSSS
Delusional Fan 2: LET HIM COOKKKKKKK
Person with common sense: That's a nursery rhyme rapper yo, he can't even rap to save his life.
Delusional Fans: Oh you don't know real rap! You new school rap fans think rapping about your pussy and getting backshots and carrying a glock is real rap!!!
So I whipped her and gave her a limp,
The hoe had the audacity to cheat to ride a piece of shrimp
In the end she looked like a fucking wimp"
Delusional Fan 1: BARSSSS
Delusional Fan 2: LET HIM COOKKKKKKK
Person with common sense: That's a nursery rhyme rapper yo, he can't even rap to save his life.
Delusional Fans: Oh you don't know real rap! You new school rap fans think rapping about your pussy and getting backshots and carrying a glock is real rap!!!
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Get the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory mug.A self-proclaimed “artist” whose rap career begins and ends in their bedroom. Usually got a DistroKid account and think uploading a track to Spotify makes them a verified rapper. No studio sessions, no producer links, no visuals — just phone voice memo recordings and delusion. The name comes from how they never leave the house to actually build their craft. Basically SoundCloud energy with zero outside motion.
Devin: “Ayy, you remember Keon from school?”
Andre: “Yeah, why?”
Devin: “Bruh’s a whole stay at home rapper now — recording on his iPhone and got ‘booking info’ in his bio.”
Andre: “LMAO that dude was always wild.”
Andre: “Yeah, why?”
Devin: “Bruh’s a whole stay at home rapper now — recording on his iPhone and got ‘booking info’ in his bio.”
Andre: “LMAO that dude was always wild.”
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