Kid 1: Wow, you are the biggest hot I’ve ever seen.
Kid 2: Very sexy hot.
Randy: I know, now get in my van.
Kid 2: Very sexy hot.
Randy: I know, now get in my van.
by gmwftekry September 23, 2019
Get the Randymug. by Mailman14089 July 16, 2021
Get the Randymug. When your wife buys brand name potato chips so you make her return them. Then while she's out, you jero off to Fox News.
by Fart Maniac June 14, 2023
Get the Dirty Randymug. randy is a funny person who also has a small dick
and also is a type of person to be friend with a
man named antonio
and also is a type of person to be friend with a
man named antonio
by kingjoeforlife June 1, 2022
Get the randymug. A name of greatness. In Urban Legend it is said, if you want your child to be GREAT! Name them Randy. If you want your child to be twice as great, name them Randy Randy. And, finally, if you want your child to be Thrice Great, name them Randy Randy Randy.
My name is Randy. It's not short for anything. My parents were into the RAND research foundation's iPhone app so they added a "Y" to the end of it.
by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024
Get the Randymug. Randy;
A Pronoun; DIRT~STAR, Overly exaggerated, commonly DECIEVING form of thing that is even remotely Good for the soul. Should have irremovabal Mr. Yuck stickers plasterd all over it's outer covering. When you want to really picture Randy anywhere remotely around You, your children or your family pets, Think Narcisistic Sociopath (look it up people) Think lime green, Think Mr. Yuck..Think of your keys going missing only to find your car has been thrashed and important things have gone missing..Think of your cell phone and how much you value your contacts , then Think of it missing only to find later that RANDY has seethed through your phone, called your contacts and allianated you, and brutally slandard and lied to every single one of them, ABOUT YOU! SO Yeah! Think Lies., Think of the word CU--T..and how much you love to hear it spoken in your earshot! let alone your children or pets.. then Think of more LIES, And how much you like LIVING ONE, BECAUSE, by allowing Randy into your Inersanctum you will continually be asking yourself if you are! .(and you know what that answer will be!)..When you Think you have to Think of Randy. Think ...of taking a huge dump. Think of running the other direction, Think of The color yellow, it's yield for slow the heck down ; precaution. And if your unlucky enough to come close to Randy..Run, don't walk...to a real safe place, untill the coast is clear# keep the devil Far...far....and AWAY!
life is precious! Live WISE!
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A Pronoun; DIRT~STAR, Overly exaggerated, commonly DECIEVING form of thing that is even remotely Good for the soul. Should have irremovabal Mr. Yuck stickers plasterd all over it's outer covering. When you want to really picture Randy anywhere remotely around You, your children or your family pets, Think Narcisistic Sociopath (look it up people) Think lime green, Think Mr. Yuck..Think of your keys going missing only to find your car has been thrashed and important things have gone missing..Think of your cell phone and how much you value your contacts , then Think of it missing only to find later that RANDY has seethed through your phone, called your contacts and allianated you, and brutally slandard and lied to every single one of them, ABOUT YOU! SO Yeah! Think Lies., Think of the word CU--T..and how much you love to hear it spoken in your earshot! let alone your children or pets.. then Think of more LIES, And how much you like LIVING ONE, BECAUSE, by allowing Randy into your Inersanctum you will continually be asking yourself if you are! .(and you know what that answer will be!)..When you Think you have to Think of Randy. Think ...of taking a huge dump. Think of running the other direction, Think of The color yellow, it's yield for slow the heck down ; precaution. And if your unlucky enough to come close to Randy..Run, don't walk...to a real safe place, untill the coast is clear# keep the devil Far...far....and AWAY!
life is precious! Live WISE!
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Run children, run as fast as you can! Grab Rufus and your little sister and lock the door behind you! Here comes Randy,!
Now do as I say! Oh dear! ..
I'll save the horses!
Now do as I say! Oh dear! ..
I'll save the horses!
by SkrillaG March 1, 2018
Get the Randymug. Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.
Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.
Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.
Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024
Get the Randy's Penismug.