Tube-Rake

The mouth of an intimate partner where at least 3 of the top front teeth are missing leaving a gap big enough for them to put their teeth on the pubic bush and slide their teeth down in a raking motion until the gums contact the tube (slang for penis) without the teeth ever contacting the tube (slang for penis).

I hooked up with this cougar the other night and thought it was weird when she popped out her dentures until she gave me a Tube-Rake that didn't even come close to leaving a mark on my hog.

by milpoolSK April 24, 2023

lake rake

When so many leaves fall into a lake that you can walk over it.

There is a lake rake in the north pacific.

by plato! October 30, 2024

Pulling a Raker

When you do something most people would see a retarded but you don't. Like stepping on a rake.

Man you pulled a Raker last night and left with that hairy dude.

You were "Pulling a Raker" chatting up that hairy fella last night.

You don't see it till it hits you in your tiny face. Just like stepping on a rake.

by NotAmberbutclose December 3, 2011

I got Raked

When your IT professional screws you over. Pronounced like the computer rack. "Racked"

I ask Jim our computer guy to install my workstation before lunch, instead he left for lunch early. I got Raked

by Bulldogslobber December 19, 2011

fudge me with a rake

a phrase of destress when you are in pain.

*stubs toe* "owww, fudge me with a rake!"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

That's a rake!

An answer to a question that is a yes with many exclaimations.

So, you have been serving in the military your entire life? That's a rake!!!!!!

by Chezcher August 27, 2017

Victor Ray Rael

The human name of the GOD King of the Galaxy, Universe, and Reality of the V realm. Hidden in the code of the universe, bible, and randomality. Only found with a special key GOD-VIC. Creation story of course 0,1,2,3,4,12,10,9,8... and 0722 Hebrew numerology.

Victor is the Conquer of all, and a Ray of light protecing us all. With the combined powers of his creators The Sun God Ra and God of creation the El. Yet innocent as a lamb, but don't confuse this with no might. For he is not the son he's the Lord of the light, the Victor Ray Rael

by GOD0V0 March 14, 2024