Purple Dick

The stereotype color for african american male's penis. (like a shade of purple). used for making jokes and laughing..like hah hah.

"Damn, I didn't know my aunt liked that purple dick."

by Charlie Victory February 14, 2007

Purple Flag

The action of calling someone on their bullshit. If someone tells an improbable story, just wave the imaginary purple flag.

"Dude, I had sex with three girls last night!"
*Waves flag* "Purple flag!"

by knotlock January 22, 2014

Purple rained

verb: to purple rain someone, or shower them with a verbal cloud of nonsense that a) has little point and b) seems to be going nowhere, whilst resembling the erotic dwarf circa 1985

Chuufin' nora, I got proper purple rained when i got in the office this morning

by Van Baggins November 12, 2004

purple chair

The chair and/or couch you sit in while you are high, regardless of the color.

...So I sat down in my purple chair, I said Rob, take your E I took my E he took his fuckin E. And then we FELT IT!

by Cynic P. Seattle December 26, 2006

purple sin

Sins that are forbidden to us by either religion, family, or maybe even friends. Yet they are the sins that we want to do. So we do them either way.

Last night the purple sin couldn't get better!

by Raweya January 14, 2007

purple hanger

In the Babe version, "A purple hanger occurs when two fingers are inserted into the anus, and curved to simulate the curvature of a clothes hanger. The purple part, is well, you know..."

In the Dan version, "A purple hanger is when the penis swells and becomes infected after sex with someone unclean or unfit for duty."

In the l'etrange version, "A hanger stuck up someone's butt."

Yeah, so the other night, my boyfriend tried to give me a purple hanger, but it was too tight...

Yeah man, that hooker we had in Montreal gave me a wicked purple hanger for a week...

Excuse me little timmy, where's the rest of your hang... Oh my god - have you been giving yourself purple hangers?

by Nampook March 27, 2008

Purple Hat Hacker

A "Purple Hat Hacker" is a Hacker that Defends the Internet against Pedophiles.

Pedophile: Hey, Can I see pictures of you?
Child victim: Sure
Purple Hat Hacker: "Pedophile, I already have your information and have filed a report on you"

by Miss Blue April 23, 2018