dick pumpkin

when someone puts thers dick in a pumpkin and then smashes the pumpkin with a sledgehammer

dude that guy likes the dick pumpkin

by diwhxbsjxjf May 9, 2019

Tossing the pumpkin

Having sex with a ginger.

What have you been doing?
I have been tossing the pumpkin.

by hopefulginger January 12, 2011

pussy-pumpkin

When an obese ladies crotch has so much fat covering her genitals that it looks like a pumpkin.

"Man, I hooked up with a chik so fat it took me 20 minutes to carve out that
pussy-pumpkin!"

by toast_phucker October 18, 2008

fat pumpkin

A bong from which to smoke pot.

"Hey, hey. Let's go check out the fat pumpkins at Belmont"
"Yeah man, sounds like a plan."

by Yodia January 20, 2006

Glazed Pumpkin

When recieving oral from a woman, and you ejaculate into her mouth. The ejaculate then drips onto your scrotum creating a greasy pumpkin.

Amanda was giving me head when I came in her mouth. She let it drip on my pumpkin. I was not ready for a glazed pumpkin!

by glazing October 14, 2011

Couch Pumpkin

when a fat butted bitch hogs the couch for an extended length of time

"that couch pumpkin is still playing that stupid fucking game."

"what a cunt."

by dragunWarrior February 20, 2012

The Pumpkin Game

It is indescribable. But.. we will attempt to metaphor. You open up a can of creativity and see what spills out. This is a game that attempts to disprove Newton's Law by showing that in the realms of the imagination, the force to smash a fictional pumpkin is not always met by an equal and opposing force to save the aforementioned fictional pumpkin.

Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A

(there is no Scenario B)

So let me get this straight... Spiderman, with his extra gigantic and somehow magical bean-bag frisbee managed to block ALL of my bullets I shot at your pumpkin?!?! Fine! Fine! I am drawing a nuke! Take THAT, web-shooter! Can't block that? Then The Pumpkin Game is over!

by Tommy's Hill Figures May 27, 2014