Pump Yer Maw

An insulting phrase used in glasgow, quite possibly in other scottish cities too.

Pump: verb. To have sexual intercourse.
Yer Maw: noun. A slang way of referring to another person's mother.
Pump Yer Maw: To have sexual intercourse with another person's mother.

Past tense:
"Awwww mate, ah pumped yer maw last nite"

Present tense:
"Awwww mate, am pumpin yer maw right now"
(possibly talking on the phone)

Future:
"Awwww mate, am gonnae pump yer maw the nite"

by HAC May 17, 2006

Fist Pumper

Juice heads from Staten Island who go to clubs on the jersey shore (Bamboo, Deejays, etc.) and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to bad techno. They typically wear headbands and sleeveless shirts that are two sizes too small.

Danielle: Hey Jen, do you want to go to Bamboo?
Jen: No, I want to actually dance with a guy, there are only fist pumpers at Bamboo on saturday nights.

by Vin-Diesel July 14, 2008

one hump pump

A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enough to make it seem like you are still fucking

Man, last night I was with a one hump pump. I left after one hump and she was still shaking when I left 4 hours later!

by maz33 May 3, 2008

Pumpkin Headed Twat

A Singapore expat with a weather balloon for a head. Normally associated with driving hairdresser's cars & applying lip gloss like a nonce at every conceivable moment. Described by Austrlian women in nightclubs as a 'fake queen'. Fully expected to mince at the drop of a hat.

Look at that pumpkin headed twat. His head's so big he's forced to drive a convertible.

by Jeremy Searle September 28, 2004

Soggy Pumpkin

The soggy pumpkin is given after a man sits in a hot tub for long enough that his balls become engorged and droopy. After attaining the above mentioned condition said man exits the hot tub and slaps a person in his or her forehead with his testicles while throwing up the metal sign and yelling SOGGY PUMPKIN!!!!!

I gave that dirty bitch the soggy pumpkin!

by Drkside79 August 4, 2007

Jersey Fist-Pump

A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.

Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?

by Matthew Pryce August 7, 2006

pumpkin (punkin, punky)

1) A cutie-pie.
2) A hypmonizing rear-end (badonkadonk).

1) Hey punky you silly poon!
2) Check out the punkin on that fizzle!

by MBR May 26, 2003