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Pontoontitution

The practice of substituting a pontoon crossing for a bridge
If not for the pontoontitution of the Antonivska bridge, the Russians would not have been able to flee Kherson
by angenent November 6, 2024
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Pontoontitution

Action of replacing a bridge with a pontoon. Can be temporary or not. Was often used by the Russian when short of a bridge.
Well, now that there are holes in our only bridge, let's do a pontoontitution. (General Surovikin, 2023)
by PruneArmy November 9, 2024
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Pontoontitution

the substitution of a bridge with a pontoon crossing
'After his superiors stole the bridge to sell it for scrap metal, Sergiy decided on pontoontitution as the most feasible option of restoring the transport link across the river'.
by Ea-nasir November 11, 2024
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Pootopia

A dedication themed, distopian ethnostate (discord server) where fans of the YouTuber, GildedPoo, gather to shout (chant) racial sluts at each other.

The particular among these folks are those GildedPoo refers to as his "pet retards", whom he protects with paternal ferocity if one of his Gilded (admins) try to remove.

Members may pay GildedPoo to ascend to the level of Pootron to get early access, call outs and special privileges in the hierarchy. All proceeds attribute directly to worsening of his hepatomegaly.
"Pootopia is a real shit hole!"
by The Gallagher August 1, 2024
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porkography

Looking at pictures and videos of pork and whispering "oh yeah I'd eat that" the whole time. Then you mutter "you like that you fat bastard" while crying into your two dollar BBQ pork frozen dinner.
Me: "Bro, do you want to look at some porkography with me?" Bro: " Oh yeah, I'm down to look at some juicy hams".
by Smokey in the bumhole March 29, 2024
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pornodoro

A masturbation session between work meetings typically done in a work from home situation. (but not exclusively required)
Hell yes! I have 30 minutes till my next meeting, perfect time for a pornhub pornodoro.
by evil ship April 4, 2024
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Partoke

To partake in the act of toking (smoking marijuana).
(Matt just walks into a room at a party, a smoke circle is formed in the middle of the room)
Joe (in the circle): Yo Matt, care to partoke?
Matt (with a tear in his eye): Of course man, this is exactly what I needed today after my parents told me they were separating.
Joe: Woah, too much info man. Just take a hit and hand it back.
by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024
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