polish the Harley

Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.

Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.

Wife: We don't own a Harley.

Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.

by mkb000 March 29, 2010

polish the hairy goblin

It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.

"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".

by ForceGrip86 May 12, 2011

Polish Port

An expanded Dutch rudder involving >4 people.

My friend wanted a dutch rudder mid orgy, but instead ended up with a Polish Port.

by Dippyskoodlez December 27, 2011

polish roll

A roll of 1 dollar bills with either a 20 or 100 on the outside to give the illusion that the holder has more money than he really does.

Originated in the Chicago nouveau riche Polish community as a means of showing off.

Check out Piotr's Polish roll, he ain't really ballin'!

by Illinois Joe December 18, 2012

polistica

A term used to describe the moment a man realises his 'made up' word is actually an offensive description of female genitalia. Political in-correctness causing a ballistic reaction.

As he re-read his text, the moment of polistica hit him.

The moment of mortified realization.

by JeremyGolf October 10, 2013

polishing the one-eyed bishop

Male masturbation

Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.

by CelVal December 1, 2013

polish titty twister

A polish titty twister is when you pour hot melted butter all over a pregnant woman's giantacular chesticles, then applying car battery clamps to her hershey kiss nips, all while having her slob on your knob until you reach orgasm at which point you violently twist the clamps to induce severe milkage.

"dude i gave that pregumundo cholo hoe a mondo polish titty twister!"

by Polishmilkjug December 22, 2013