donkey please

A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.

Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.

Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄

by collegesmart December 28, 2019

Lady Pleaser

a goatee on an otherwise clean-shaven mans face

My boyfriend is tall with short brown hair and a lady pleaser.

by Retremeco February 18, 2020

Nigga please

An exclamation of disdain or dismissal.

"Let me hold ten til Friday, yo."
"Nigga please"

by Bobo68 November 17, 2020

finger pleaser

The beauty and joy of a great metal guitar solo

That solo was a real finger pleaser!

by Sunny23uk March 9, 2021

mom pleaser

A person who is a MILF lover and sexually pleases those MILFS. Alt. Someone who’s a good boy or girl that their mom loves.

John loves a real mom pleaser with all those MILFs he takes home.

by WordyMcGoozles July 2, 2023

homeboy pleaser

A friend of your boyfriend who wrecks you relationship

Your a homeboy pleaser we hate those

by Skittles is my man November 7, 2023

could you fucking not please/CYFNP

A more rude and aggressive way of nicely asking someone to stop doing something.

*James pokes Becky*
Becky: could you fucking not please/CYFNP! its annoying!

by dat guy! April 28, 2016