Please be >+<-

This is what you communicate via IM, SMS, text, or what have you when you want someone to be more positive and less negative without being a jerk.

Nora: "Life=garbage."
Sam: "Sometimes. I'm here for you. Please be >+<-."
Nora: "LOL! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by von groovy March 5, 2025

ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

What you say when you are getting fucked

Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

by Nhoke Ciggers June 29, 2024

blissey please stop typing random shit

When Blissey derails conversations usually about some pokemon shit or things being adorable

Blissey: There is nothing kinky about vulperas, they are just a race in wow. It's the same as saying you find gnomes adorable because they are small, or you find the tusks on an orc adorable

Hellner: blissey please stop typing random shit

by shinhows May 7, 2024

Nigga Please

This is my favourite cereal. There is an advert of it

More nigga please please

by Your boi jimmy November 29, 2019

Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.

Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!

by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023

Please read this dear staff member.

Please accept this as a word definition. I dont care if it's not accepted, but please read it fully. I have a gentle request. Please do not accept name definitions. They destroy this site. If you ever see any of them flagged please delete them. Thank you for reading this, if you are a decent person.

Please read this dear staff member.

by AbCd!2#4 July 6, 2023

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024