The way by which a packet of crisps, bucket of popcorn, or any other kind of junk food, manages to disappear at an alarming rate while the eater suddenly feels an overwelming bloated sensation without even realising.
That mechanical movement of the hand from the lap area to the face with very little effort.
That mechanical movement of the hand from the lap area to the face with very little effort.
Jenny: Bloody hell where did all the Thai sweet chilli crisps go????
Megan: Shit!!! That's nearly the end of the bag! Why do I feel so sick? And my mouth is on fire!
Jenny: Phantom hand strikes again! I'll go get packet number 4 and that bag of popcorn I've microwaved.
Megan: Shit!!! That's nearly the end of the bag! Why do I feel so sick? And my mouth is on fire!
Jenny: Phantom hand strikes again! I'll go get packet number 4 and that bag of popcorn I've microwaved.
by Smeggles182 January 16, 2010
Get the Phantom Handmug. When you are engaged in oral pleasure you slide you finger into the anus and rub that same finger under your partners nose, leaving that oh so wonderful smell of success.
When you eat a girl out slid you finger in the poop shoot and rub under her nose not leaving the stain just the smell. Is known as the Phantom Sanchez
by KidDP 006 October 18, 2006
Get the phantom sanchezmug. While having sex doggy style, invert one hand over your face to make a phantom mask. Once mastered you can graduate to the Captain America.
Last night I pulled off the Phantom of the Opera with the wife, next time I'm going for the Captain America.
by Fantastic Fourdora November 24, 2006
Get the phantom of the operamug. I was having anal sex with my girlfriend last week and she was being a bitch earlier so I pretended that I came,spat on her back and when she turned around I blew a load all over her face. That's how you phantom someone.
by xenophon54 March 30, 2011
Get the Phantom Someonemug. When you wedge a rubber ducky into a woman's anus without her knowledge. Usually during intercourse and especially if she likes anal play.
I don't know what will be worse, when she sees it in the toilet or realizes it's off her own tub. The phantom mallard strikes again.
by Manbot5000 May 18, 2010
Get the Phantom Mallardmug. Phantom beef is when you enter a room or other enclosed area and are certain that somebody has or is farting in it but nobody is there to blame it on. Not to be confused with a bathroom that smells like somebody just blew the shitter off the hinges. Totally different.
Dude, were you in the mop closet today? I went in there for some paper towels and it stunk like shit.
Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.
Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.
by The phantom dangler July 21, 2016
Get the phantom beefmug. A man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom, and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.
'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he see's a pair of tits he shoots his load'
'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'
'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''
'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'
'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'
'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''
'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'
by Debradelish January 15, 2010
Get the Phantom Spunkermug.