The A.I. jobs paradox

Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.

Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Gamer’s Paradox

The belief that everyone on your team (in any game) sucks but you. Most gamers believe this. The paradox comes in when 2 players on the same team have this belief. Both cannot be true at the same time. Hence the paradox. Very prevalent in games with toxic communities.

Gamer 1: Dude my whole team sucks but me.

Gamer 2: Yo me too. Wait we’re on the same team…

Gamer 3: It’s the gamer’s paradox.

by Fredman14 December 29, 2021

Paradoxical Gayisim

When a person becomes transgender just to like the same gender beforehand

“yeah man, she’s got some paradoxical gayisim going on in her head.”

by cookie_eater3127 February 12, 2022

The big dick paradox

The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.

Jamal pulled a nice hoe, however he wasn't able to slay due to the big dick paradox

by please enter your username September 28, 2022

Conspiracy Clarity Paradox

As the severity of an internet conspiracy theory increases, the quality of its video evidence inversely decreases. This is often accompanied by dramatic music, excessive text, or unrelated imagery, meant to amplify the theory's perceived threat.

After spending hours trawling through a sea of UFO sightings online, John began to notice a trend, humorously coining it as the 'Conspiracy Clarity Paradox'. The more outrageous the alien encounter claims became, the poorer and more dramatic the accompanying video footage seemed to be.

by Spongebob Shit Pants July 6, 2023

Paradox

Two parallel lines intersecting. It's when you know you're right but also wrong.

Damn, the lives of Rao and Anuja is quite a paradox.

by Xyzzyx6969 April 20, 2018

Coffin Dance Paradox

When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.

P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL

Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?

by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA July 9, 2020