Tuesday

Literally the worst person alive. Like first of all who names their kid Tuesday? Were you born on like a Tuesday and your parents were like, hey that's a fun name! Tuesdays will drag you down and bite you in the ass. Stay away from people who are named after a day of the week. Period!

Omg Tuesday seems like a really nice person! Um honey no shes not she so toxic.

by Nymphet April 7, 2019

Tuesday

Anything you do on a Tuesday is easy and mundane

Man, I used to be able to drink four beers like it was Tuesday, but now I'm old and after four beers I'm fighting the parking meter.

by super fucking pissed off February 16, 2022

Tongue Tuesday

the first tuesday in a year where people get their tongue pierced

“i got my tongue pierced!” “when?” “tongue tuesday, of course!”

by jim parsons January 1, 2022

It's Tuesday, going on Monday.

It means the week is super long and dragging.

I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.

by JukeboxQB11 May 7, 2024

Tuesday

As long as if you were to stretch Mount Everest into a thin strip and lay it down on the ground.

* Couldn’t write anything here, I’m already dead by the end of Tuesday *

by Naru Soul May 24, 2021

Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays.

It’s Tesla Tuesday.. no wonder Tesla just dived down 3% at the open for no reason

by chadsideas August 21, 2024

Tuesday

COCK

A FAT TUESDAY WOULD SMACK RN

by Facts man May 16, 2020