by dontdropit April 02, 2009
Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.
Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
by bombus August 18, 2010
Person A: Yo Ben you got that good shit?
Person B: Do you mean them Jesus Pills? That turns water into WINE!!!??
Person A: What else is there brosif?
Person B: Do you mean them Jesus Pills? That turns water into WINE!!!??
Person A: What else is there brosif?
by 10/10 spice game October 27, 2018
by Danny Zeff July 07, 2009
Getting called on the carpet, dressed down, or otherwise chewed out in a severe manner. Usually used in conjunction with "meetin'" (meeting)
He was late one too many times, so the old man dragged him in the office for a "come to jesus meetin'".
by Big Bob July 29, 2004
one of the many legendary bums of hoboken, nj. he gets his name from his tall, lanky appearance, and having hair and a beard as long as to resemble jesus christ himself. he is usually found wandering around the palisades (a.k.a the trails) or seen loitering around the mcdonalds on 3rd and washington st. rumours have it that his first name is "bob" and he totally lost it from an overdose of scooby doo acid back in the seventies.
eeyyyoo, you know where jesus the bum at? we want to get some booze from mohammed's.
nah, but i know mark the bum is down by cvs doing his shit
nah, but i know mark the bum is down by cvs doing his shit
by rickrock May 26, 2008
A sex fetish that involves one participant to be tied up on a crucifix to resemble Jesus Christ. After this is done, multiple partners defficate and urinate on this person.
I'm really in the mood to do a Filthy Jesus tonight, let's call kevin.
by Iplaymallets January 15, 2009