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fug deuce

The type of guy who is so ugly that that you think a piece of shit is more handsome than him. Somehow he gets alot of girls to like him that are out of his league. Usually a ginger.
that fug deuce is one ugly person
by datboi1111 August 13, 2017
mugGet the fug deucemug.

deuce wheeler

A hand truck or dolly that has 2 wheels and used to move something. A Segway human transporter.
use the deuce wheeler to move the frige.
by thaibu March 2, 2009
mugGet the deuce wheelermug.

deuced air

a fart, or noisome gas passed from the same orifice as a Number Two
Dude, step away: I just deuced air! OR Damn: open a window! This car stinks of deuced air.
by pedantic99 April 9, 2011
mugGet the deuced airmug.

Deuce Dos

When someone takes a poop with their legs spread wide open while another person sits on the lap of the other person and shoots a turd right through their legs. (Both people are taking a poop.)
You gotta poop too, well lets do a deuce dos.
by Crapper_Napper61 July 12, 2010
mugGet the Deuce Dosmug.

ghost deuce

When one takes a dump in the toilet but it is nowhere to be seen, also when wiping there is nothing there
Dude! I took a shit yesterday and there was nothing there!

That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.

I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.
by The6exo6rci6st April 29, 2014
mugGet the ghost deucemug.

Deuce Sphere

The sphere and range of locations where one can take a deuce in any given area. The quality of a deuce sphere is determined through the number of locations that are clean enough, quiet enough, and provide a good deucemosphere for an individual. There are different ratings for the quality of a deuce sphere. The deuce sphere is a vital part of deucing in public places.
Guy 1: What part of town are you in?
Guy 2: I am in the north central part of the college campus
Guy 1: Ok youre deuce sphere rating is 8 and there are some prime locations for deucing available. I recommend you find a deucing sanctuary with a good deucemosphere.
by Fanfin September 28, 2014
mugGet the Deuce Spheremug.

Deuce Broods

Pronunciation: (Doos Bruds)
Very, Extremely Brood.
Bisa: Dat Girl looks good homes.
Samo Head: Shes Deuce Broods.
by Samo Head June 18, 2008
mugGet the Deuce Broodsmug.

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