Mash Nap

Where on masturbates then naps immediately after.

Alex took herself to her bedroom for a quick mash nap.

by Somewhere soon March 27, 2022

Anxiety nap

When you tilt your head back in a social event, and pretend to just be chill, but inside you're dying because you said the wrong thing, don't know what to say, just regret your whole life, or other anxiety related things.

Alex: Hell yeah! This guy gets it. I wish everyone could stop being shy assholes, and just be chill like my guy over here.
Sam: Ha heh
John: What? He is shy, and you just said that to his face. You're the asshole!
Sam in his head: I'm taking an anxiety nap for a fucking reason John! You should have just let Alex go so I can get back to practicing how I should have laughed in my head. Now I have to find an excuse to be shy.

by Horrid Pain July 20, 2020

naps boy

Soem of dem reeellll cute(others not so much) but dey dotish young man lookin for trouble, vape and gyal.

Girl: Ay ay. ! Check out Dat naps boy over so nah!

Girl2: Yuh know dats de same Joshua who call me sweetheart and then go call some other gyal dahlin'.

Girl: Relly?

Girl2: Yeah man, be careful eh. Looks does really deceive.

Girl: Orrhorr.

by videsh ramsuck deepz nuts January 25, 2023

Turkish Nap

A sleep taken typically during the daylight hours, lasting no more than 4 hours, and may cost around $11.

“I take a Turkish Nap at about 3pm between zoom meetings” - IIIIIIIIIIIIII

by RedditUserxXx420xXx January 14, 2022

NAP TIME

A certain time of the day Usually on a friday around 3 pm. All students are permitted to sleep/nap from 3:00 pm - 3:15 pm. The students are only permitted to sleep/nap if the whole class screams at the top of their lungs "NAP TIME!!!". It is a international rule for a teacher or any one to be against nap time.!

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by NAP TIME/SLEEP TIME November 15, 2018

Harlem Nap

When someone overdoses in their vehicle.

That guy with the needle in his arm must be taking a Harlem nap. He should’ve used a spotter.

by OGMikefromCompton August 21, 2022

faux nap

The act of resting typically on a couch or bed without sleeping. Usually this involves being engaged in an activity such as watching a movie or reading a book (knitting also qualifies).

Aw, I'm so tired. I think I'll faux nap and watch Braveheart.

by Noriko Firefly April 26, 2009