origami mommy 

A chick that can bend in all the right ways.

Michelle is great in the sack she is an origami mommy.

origami mommy by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

My mommy said 

The best insult in the world
“My mommy said I’m cooler”

Bully: you nerd
Nerd: my mommy said I’m cooler
Bully:” weeeeeeh”

My mommy said by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

starbucks mommy 

The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.

Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*

starbucks mommy by Torib82 April 6, 2016

Maltose Mommy 

The female version of a Sugar Daddy.

A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.

Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?

Maltose Mommy by Argentenuem April 27, 2019

Wine Mommy 

A hot mom that lets you pour wine over her and cosume it off her body.

My friends mom is such a Wine Mommy

Wine Mommy by BobWillis69 May 18, 2020

Behemoth Mommy Milkers

GIANT TIDDIES OH MY GAWD

SHE HAS BEHEMOTH MOMMY MILKERS

Behemoth Mommy Milkers by NoBody6969Daddy February 1, 2021

best_mommy_milkers 

best_mommy_milkers is a tiktoker who makes really good content. Ze is also one of my moots and one of my besties. He also uses he/it/ze pronouns. <3

person1: who is best_mommy_milkers on tiktok?
Me: it is a really good content creator, I'm so proud of him for getting 1311 followers on tiktok.

best_mommy_milkers by Kibuka0nya June 30, 2021