me. I'm Mommy.
by cyb3r4ngel. July 25, 2023

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.
“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
by Game is game May 18, 2024

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by beefstick78 August 4, 2021

Friend: Hey man how's it going with your girl?
Man: Eh she turned out to be a scummy mommy.
Friend: Womp Womp Womp, Fuck that bitch
Man: Eh she turned out to be a scummy mommy.
Friend: Womp Womp Womp, Fuck that bitch
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