A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.
In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.
by Kushpig December 02, 2011
Matthew Lin is a unique specimen with an affinity for bread. A "Matthew Lin" will be highly attracted to bread, and will attempt to hunt down and capture any bread he finds. Matthew Lins are also generally excellent at maths, as Matthew lins are known for their special method of maths, "Matthewmatics"
by Jeb_CGS August 31, 2022
by RankedPeasant January 28, 2020
Amazing Minecraft youtuber also known as clutch. Also well known for his rocket league lets-plays. Subscribe today!
by userdude777 May 30, 2018
Faggiest faggot in the world. So gay that no one likes him. He “has a girlfriend” from another school. Straight up ass hole.
Don’t be a Matthew marty
by Skinnyboy1245 November 01, 2019
You know that hot Matthew Larson guy that's at our school, the one with the huge penis that all the girls like.
by Dopemaster6969 December 12, 2016
Matthew animates is the coolest small YouTuber you’ll ever meet he is the best drawer who has a really good upload schedule and he will never leave YouTube for more than a month
by Matthew_animates September 10, 2022