R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.

Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

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zoul mate

When a Zaddy and a Zomma finally find one another in this timeline. One internal hotness recognizes the internal hotness in another and they go on to form a perfect union. They live in harmony, travel the world having the best sex of their lives, they join the mile high club in a first class Emirates Airline cabin while also having a beautiful intimate relationship that is fulfilling, loving, kind, and sensual.

Zaddy: “Baby, I found the female version of Zaddy, its a Zomma, and thats what you are!”

Zomma: “Zammmmmm Zaddy? Really?? 🥹 Is this what I think it is? It must mean we are Zoul Mates!”

by Kizombalady November 05, 2023

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saw mate

Another way to say hi hello,hola, etc....
It has the word mate which means pal or friend and saw which in this sentence means longtime no see. I know it doesn't make much sense but it's honestly just funny to say

Saw mate, how's it going

by Famonporf January 28, 2023

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