When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*
“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
by TheHogMan July 29, 2025
Get the Alabama Mating Callmug. by Mryourrong January 4, 2018
Get the date before matemug. by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
Get the Fucking cheers matemug. A description of someone (usually at school) who no one likes and has no mates and couldn't get someone to remotely like them to save their fucking life
by ticklemytip1234 September 11, 2023
Get the No Matesmug. A form of sexual intercourse that is more meaningful, often resulting in efforts towards building a family/breeding purposes. The term was invented by Phoebe Fraser, a S/A Survivor who uses the term to differentiate between consensual meaningful sex and just normal, blatant casuals. Often a synonym for "making love"
"I heard you had sex with Cian last night-"
"Oh, you mean mate-mates? He means the world to me, so I wouldn't just label it a normal, dirty term-"
"Oh, you mean mate-mates? He means the world to me, so I wouldn't just label it a normal, dirty term-"
by smolsuko November 22, 2023
Get the Mate-matesmug. by VerySexyLeo July 4, 2021
Get the Matenessmug. by Larc3ny May 18, 2016
Get the real matesmug.