Oli London

A mentally ill British man who wants to look like BTS's Jimin but failing miserably because he has no Korean ancestry. He has spent easily over $1,000 on these dumb plastic surgeries, but yet, how does he know he looks "Korean"? He does not. lmao

Oli London, just stop.

by anonymous200020 May 28, 2022

London Bridge

A double stacked Eiffel Tower. One group standing on the shoulders of the other.

My night was so wild it ended in a London bridge with some circus performers.

by Wasilla87 June 18, 2023

London

The air turns your lungs into popcorn

Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

London

Sexiest man to ever live. He is christian like and is very good at sports and very smart.

Women- Dang I just talked to London he is so cute
Other women- I know

by Lndonhj February 4, 2020

london

She can be shy sometimes depends on the person and their personality she can be the most talkative person ever. London’s are very beautiful smart and really funny. They can be lazy but are very active and athletic. With London’s you have to have a good first impression because that’s how they will remember you. If you get to know a London don’t let her go, she is amazing person.

If you get to date a London your the luckiest person in the world

by Broo vfftuii November 20, 2023

london

A person that fucked ur mum

Someone:my mum cant sit down
London:I wonder why

by anonymous November 19, 2020

London Jane

London Jane is a very nice Christian women , a natural haired queen she is a fine shyt,
She HATES being ghosted , she’s very untouchable ,she a girls girl for her friends but hates everyone else ,she also love to listen to music she prefers alternative and rock , she often wears the color black and probably the funnest person you can meet she is the perfect huzz, you often can find her in the fridge!

Huzz: whos London Jane ?
Defined
Fine shyt: London Jane is my future wife and the funniest human ever!
I love London she is so funny !

by Fineshiteblah January 28, 2025