Knife Receptacle

A woman between puberty and late twenties who is attracted to serial killers and often mentions how their several severe crimes don't matter to her, because she finds them attractive and charming.

Person A: I heard Melissa got asked out yesterday.
Person B: Yeah, but she turned it down because she said "he wasn't mysterious enough for her". All these serial killer documentaries have turned her into such a Knife Receptacle.

by Hobgox February 5, 2022

Bob is pro at fork knife

It’s a word from back in 890 dc it meant I god is good god is great god is goooodddd glizzy

Bob is pro at fork knife he can eat steak like pros

by Bob is pro fork knife February 26, 2022

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 18, 2021

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021

Flip-Knife

Someone looked up synonyms for the words “switch” and “blade” and rebranded the switch-blade to make it legal

“Yo dude is that a switchblade?”
“Nah man, this is a flip-knife”
“Well, what’s the difference”
“What do you mean?”
“Is there a difference between a switchblade and a flip-knife?
“I don’t understand the question”

by CrankinCraig April 26, 2021

Navaja Knife

Shit Knife In Counter-Strike

Person 1: KNIFE!!!!

Person 2: YOO WHAT IS IT

Person 1: It's a Navaja Knife **then proceed to off yourself**

by Mongoosey April 30, 2021

Pen knife

Dog shit. Used by old Londoners/Essex folk to describe a dogs mess.

(Half open a pen knife and lay it down and you’ll soon see the analogy).

“Watch that pen knife boy”

by Ed33 May 25, 2021