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Smut King

A Smut King (also commonly known as "Smut Lord", in more rural areas) refers to a dirty man-whore that sleeps with any and everything, regardless of weight, color, disease or species. He is often held in high respect (and disrespect) by his close peers. Smut Kings often partake in very disgusting and deviant sexual acts, including but not limited to, the Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, and the infamous Hot Carl. To be associated with a Smut King is both an honor and a tragedy, a blessing and a curse.
Dude, I used to think that guy Alex was a pimp. After what I heard he did to that girl Kayley at the apartment last night, he's definitely achieved Smut King status.
by Sanfucksky August 18, 2013
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Boba King

The embodiment of a true boba addiction. They say the tea itself flows through his veins.
Kevin is such a Boba King; the man is so bobaesic.
by BobaKing September 5, 2019
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Hadou King

A term used by gamers to declare on superiority to another by stating their Ki or physical mind set is greater than anyone else's. This is mostly used when playing street fighter and the person perfers to use Ken Masters or Ryu.
Dude you got fuckin owned, Im the Hadou King!!
by Dortez November 14, 2007
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nolan king

An abnormally large male that is often referred to as a pedophile and talk about fucking little kids all the time. He likes to take it in the ass and is very pleasured by it.
That guy is such a Nolan King
Like, Really, NOLAN KING
by nolanking March 29, 2017
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King Teabag

King Teabag led his army of teabaggers at the Alamo.
by LordKinbote April 16, 2009
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King Von

A sexy nigga who is not from 63rd and has four plus three, three plus two bodies on his count.
LIL DURK: Aye Von aint you turning 63 today?
KING VON: No

LIL DURK: But aint this yo 63rd birthday?
KING VON: BITCH WE NOT FROM 63RD!!!!
LIL DURK: OK OK CHILL
by Mansnothot69420! November 4, 2022
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king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.
How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.
by queenb254 May 14, 2015
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