fake jonas fan

someone who has never heard of Jonas Secrets or jbfbdb.

"You've never heard of Jonas Secrets? Do you even know what a creeper is?? You must be a fake jonas fan."

by shes.an.underdog June 26, 2008

Dirty jonas

scratching your nuts and then typing

mike dirty jonas all the time with that keyboard

by gabyface September 22, 2008

Jonah

Jonah is the sexiest man he is a god in bed or anywhere you want him. He is the sweetest most amazing sexiest man alive ever. I'm the luckiest person to be able to date him. He usually goes really well with Heloisa's and is the best person in the world. SO HOT!!!!!!!!!

A: Did you hear Heloisa is dating Jonah?

B: They are both so lucky!!

by Heloisa Stepan February 16, 2018

Jonas Lundahl

A sexy swedish man whom is amazing in every way possible

Who's Jonas Lundahl?
That Sexy Swedish guy.

by Jonasica October 15, 2011

Jonah

A child who eats babies in their sleep and then sleeps with their siblings.

Oh, you remind me of a Jonah.

by Rarerocker March 23, 2019

jonas brothers

did you mean gay?????????????? oh well there a homosexual band who fuck each other for fun all night long!!!!

hey, you jonas brothers!!!!!!!!!

by fagget12345 March 10, 2009

Jonah

A boy that is genuinely caring, is insanely funny and eats all the cheese. He is the guy to wake up at 1:00am and talk to about your personal problems. Is you ever meet a guy who is smiling then you could have you chances that it could be a Jonah

Omg it's Jonah the cheese man

by ChickenCanBeFriedOfCourse April 5, 2018