Jew Goblin

A Jew goblin is a small magical creature much like a regular goblin, however this one is Jewish and happens to steal YOUR pot.
They are attracted by the smell of weed, the first puff is enough to bring one around. They prefer to hide just outside of your peripheral vision while they wait to steal your stash. BE ON THE LOOK OUT!

Dude, I cant find the pot...I think a Jew goblin must have gotten to it man.

by Omnicide October 23, 2008

stingy jew

meaning being a bitch: not leting poeple barrow something if they are ask for something

stop being a stingy jew let me barrow that game

by steveo December 15, 2004

jew skills

1. the pure, raw talent of a jew such as myself
2. the ability to count money at an extremly rapid rate.

dont make me whip out my jew skills

by Arfalarf February 1, 2004

Jew Hammer

A cheap-ass cock-swallower who waits until the last possible minute(in the restaurant) to decide to tell you he is penniless!! Now what? GTFO!!!!

You don't even have a couple bucks to leave as a tip??? You are such a F'n Jew Hammer!!!!

by Carolina Boy September 8, 2009

jew beanie

That cool little hat that the Jews wear; stated in Mac Hall

Can i have one of your Jew Beanie's?!?!?!

NO

by Smitty Joe May 30, 2005

beer Jew

A person, not necessarily of the Jewish faith, who never buys or throws down money for alcohol, but ends up drinking it anyway.

Harry-"Yo Jewson, you throwing down any money for booze?"

Jewson- "Naw man"

Harry- "dont drink it then beer jew"

by GTharry October 9, 2009

jew brows

jew brows; adjective. when somebody has super bushy/ abnormally large eyebrows. originates from jewish background (typically larger eyebrows).

that girl has some major jew brows, she should probably wax those caterpillars...

by whpdd December 9, 2009