Jason

From a Lazarbeam video

Lazarbeam: Jason is so proud of me
Jason: I am so proud of you

by An Indian man🇮🇳 August 27, 2019

True Jackson VP

A lame and failing attempt to entertain kids by nickelodeon.

it's extremely low budget and there's a laugh track played after pretty much every line.

Weird episode plots. bad actors. stupid concept.
I truly can't sit through a full episode of it.

Ryan what are you doing?! *laugh track*
Just a little target practice. *laugh track*
Are you crazy? *laugh track* You could hurt somebody! *laugh track*

Could someone please pelt the producers of True Jackson VP with bricks?

by Brie Cheeze August 24, 2010

samuel l jackson

A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.

Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.

by woots September 3, 2006

Jackson

literally just satan

“oh god oh no not jackson please send help”

by konichiwauwu February 3, 2019

Jason

the cutest hottest most amazing boyfriend on the entire earth and no one can ever be even close to as perfect as him

10-26-06

Prince charming jason , romeo, <3

by dudeeee383 October 16, 2008

jacksonville

a fine city in northern Florida, ten times better than Orlando.

Jacksonville has a mass transit system. Orlando has a congested bus system. Figure out which one is better.

by KRHimself February 26, 2005

jackson nj

Home of Great Adventure, known by bennys in the tri state area as "Six Flags" A Short drive to Belmar, Seaside, Pt. Pleasant, and Avon. It is a one hour drive to NYC and Philly. More importantly, it is home to hicks and teenage stoners. With emphasis on teenage stoners, that smoke weed while driving down major roads, and get busted on a weekly basis.

"yo lets smoke this blunt on 571 in jackson nj, maybe the cops wont notice me taking a hit"

by J*town Girl June 11, 2006