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Tiesto Tuesday

1. Tiesto Tuesday is the act of choosing DJ Tiesto's music to listen to for the majority or all of the day.
2. Can also be used to mask confused yelling of fellow office workers when the annoying Tuesday issues come in.
We didn't hear Chip yelling at Josh on the phone because Tiesto Tuesday was cranked up on the uber expensive Sonos speaker system.
by emoSyuG November 5, 2020
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Tuesday Night Twistback

Tuesday Night Twistback: When you are about to have sex with a chick and you first twist her anal pubes into tornadoes and and then rip them out and use the blood as lube.
She thought we were boutta fuck but I told her I needed that Tuesday Night Twistback first…
by pit… April 20, 2025
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Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays .
It’s Tesla Tuesday… that explains why Tesla is diving down 3% at the open on no news
by chadsideas August 21, 2024
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Tickle Tuesday

on tuesday you commit horrid yet hillarious violations to your close ones but simply tickling them, make sure they have PTSD by the end of the day from hillarious yet impossibly illegal violations, from tickling, some people take the chance out of context. if you know...
Hey it's tickle tuesday!

Help this dude is trying to tickle me on Tickle Tuesday!
by cennycoastsigma May 1, 2025
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Tuesday

1. The most forgotten day of the week, neither loved nor hated.
2. The day that saves people from Monday.
1. I always forget Tuesdays even exist, as there is nothing good about them besides the fact it isn't Monday.

2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.
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Tesco Tuesday

tesco tuesday is a very special day where on every tuesday, the british public will go to tesco on a tuesday

if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit
john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?
by ptrlol July 27, 2022
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Late Tuesday

When you don’t pull out in time so you just get lube, cum, and shit all over yourself
Dickhead one: so how was it with Jeremy
Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere
by Gabae333 January 9, 2023
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