Internet Porn

Love is just a click away!!

Person 1: Im lonely
Person 2: You need some internet porn

by Strikercdw September 11, 2007

Smart ass Internet people

Annoying ass people that use the internet to hide themselves and talk crap in a smart ass logical genuis way. And somehow think that there better than everyone else and say that everything created in earth that people like or enjoy are retarded and immature.

NORMAL PERSON:likes something on internet
Smart ass Internet people:OH thats gay and for little kids.

by cracker mijo August 21, 2011

Internet Hate Machine

A machine composed of people known as Anonymous who target "innocent" people on the internet.

Person 1: Did you see that report on the Internet Hate Machine the other day?
Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

by AnOnYmOuS (could it really be anything else?) January 1, 2009

internet chat

The combination of several words and phrases commonly used by people in chat rooms or message boards.

1. G2G, gotta go :D lol
2. Dude, stop speaking in internet chat.

by bluesonic August 8, 2006

Internet Bait

Internet bait is when you say something that is obliviously wrong. The goal afterwards is to get people to try and correct you, as well as tell you how dumb you are.

Person A: Hey do you like Mario Kart?
Person B(Internet Bait): Yeah, i love playing as goku and shooting lazers at robbie rotton

Person A: Are you retarted? None of that is in Mario Kart!

by MarioKartEpicness December 28, 2016

Dating the Internet

Dating the internet: Verb:
1. The act of having a relationship with the internet through watching/reading porn.
2. Being in a "RP" (Role play) relationship.. (Some people disagree.)
3. Telling people that you are dating some one from another town, but really.. They sit at home and watch/read porn.

<Hayate> Have you been dating the internet..?
<Itachi> >.>
<Itachi> Maybe...
<Itachi> <.<
<Hayate> Dude.. Get a life..

by Atrum Kyoushin January 2, 2007

Internet Badass

A person that takes a problem that they have with a person or group of people onto the internet(facebook). This problem they may have with the person or group of people could have begun in person or they could just start the problem on the internet. An "Internet Badass" will say very little if anything at all in person to the person or group of people that they have the problem with. They dont feel comfortable saying anything unless its on the internet(facebook). "Internet Badass" also covers people that deal with there problems with a person or group of people through texts and phone calls. Most of society would refer to these people as "Bitches" and that they certainly are.

Internet Badass ^

by D mufuckin J August 24, 2011