Fam Zoned

Unlike being friend zoned, if you become fam zoned, there is NO way you have a chance wit shawty. She dubbed ya shit fam. Ain't no such thing as "fam with benefits"

Luke: "So how you and shawty doing?"

Bob: "She fam zoned me. Ain't no way she letting me slap now. "

by vanilla_chocolate August 10, 2016

LinkedIn-Zoned

If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.

"How'd that application go Joe?"

"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".

by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020

Acquaintance Zone

Staying in the acquaintance zone as you know that you're not worthy enough to be friends.

"So you like becky?"
"Nah she kinda put me in the acquaintance zone."

by Ejg54jbh May 21, 2017

friend zoned

When you ask someone out but instead of saying “YES!!!!” They say “Ewww, we are just freinds” this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.

Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you.

Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.

Person #1: you broke up yesterday

Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.

Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it

Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

auric zoned

When she doesn't want the d or be your friend

Johnny: Damn she said she thinks of me as a friend but hasn't talked to me in ages
Me: Damn nigga, you've been auric zoned

by Xadasdasa January 22, 2015

Ambiguity Zone

Like the friend zone, but even worse. You are in this zone when there is uncertainty as to what will happen (e.g. when you send a risky text to a girl and you are waiting for a response).

I was in the ambiguity zone for fourteen straight hours! It was hell! I hardly slept!

by Flyguy the Guy August 19, 2016

butler zoned

When a person's relationship with someone they are attracted to resembles that of a butler and their employer.

John: Are Tom and Jane going out?
Mike: No, he just does her homework for her. He's totally butler zoned.

by roosterkauf October 3, 2012