horse girl

that girl obsessed with horses and she's creepy and loves you

friend: bro that horse girl is following you
me: yea dude every night she knocks on my door and yells my name

by campbutmakeit_concentration_ January 12, 2020

Dark horse

1. A hit song by Katy Perry
2. Someone supposed to bring about the apocalypse
3. Someone who is unnoticed but shocks everyone with a great performance.

When he won at Watkins Glen, AJ Allmendinger went from dark horse to recognized road course specialist.

by fajlkg sdfjkldfs ;jksaj djdfk; November 10, 2014

Horse Bukkake

An ejaculation or multiple ejaculations from multiple men, that expel with such ferocity and volume that it is more akin to a horse ejaculation human.

Christ dude you horse bukkaked that bitch.

by theterrensystem January 2, 2007

Trojan Horse

A play that is run when a boy and girl want to have some privacy at either one of their houses, but they need to keep it a secret from friends and neighbors. They run the play by meeting up at a remote location, where one of them climbs into the backseat of the other's car and lays down, so they drive together into the garage of the home with no one seeing. The garage door is then closed behind them, and they are free to enjoy each other for several hours, uninterrupted.

Girl: I'm home alone, and I need to see you. So, so, bad. But everyone will see if you cum over here right now.
Boy: Ya. Um... Not if we run the Trojan Horse. Let's set it up. I'll meet you a few blocks from your house in 30 minutes.
Girl: Yes! Perfect!
Boy: YOU are.

by bd_16_100 April 13, 2017

Horse girl

a weird girl that bites people

person : aw man did the horse girl randomly bite you again 😣

by a m a n d a October 5, 2019

Horse Girl

The equivalent to a car guy. AKA MechAlchemist

MechAlchemist is a total horse girl, the way he goes on about his cars.

by BbbrokenMelodyyy February 16, 2019

horse cock

The rather large dong that grossly masculine study hall teachers whip out of their pants and slam on students' desks in order to intimidate them.

justin: mrs. ****** is a total bitch. she should fuckin die

ms. ****** (approaching): oh yeah, well what do you think of this (whips out her ginormous horse cock and slams it on the table)

brett: holy shit, that is one huge cock

by Brett BHS July 23, 2008