by ThatFoundNigga August 29, 2017
Meg: How are you getting to the club?
Emily: I'm walking towards the train station to making the 5:15 train
Meg: You are never gonna make it in time!
Emily: Well then, hooker me up!
Emily: I'm walking towards the train station to making the 5:15 train
Meg: You are never gonna make it in time!
Emily: Well then, hooker me up!
by Supaflye August 06, 2008
it’s a good choice if you want to hang someone from their door and let their dog eat their butt and it only has to be in the persons new house
by Trey white Vlogs February 08, 2018
by meltedcurlyfries July 17, 2021
A three legged hooker is a mythical creature that pirates talk about when drinking grog (a delicious pirate drink) or when trying to impress other pirates and/or winches. Technically, the only thing stranger than a three legged hooker is two pro baseball players making out on national television. Manny farmers believe that would mark the beginning of the Armageddon.
by Dildo Backpacker March 22, 2011
Taurus is her sign, & she is STUBBORN! Swanky is exremely dedicated once you've shown her your intent.
Swanky gives & expects; fairness, respect, & honesty.
A music, & fashion lover! Pleased with originality & diversity, visually stimulated, & isn't quite the drinker people associate with Pirate Hookers.
Founder - Pirate Hooker Nation (secret sisterhood)
Swanky gives & expects; fairness, respect, & honesty.
A music, & fashion lover! Pleased with originality & diversity, visually stimulated, & isn't quite the drinker people associate with Pirate Hookers.
Founder - Pirate Hooker Nation (secret sisterhood)
That Swanky Pirate Hooker,?, original she moves to her own beat.,
FromPirate Hooker Nation Swanky Pirate Hooker - founded secretly long ago....
The Swanky Pirate Hooker could ROCK that, she's got her own style!!
FromPirate Hooker Nation Swanky Pirate Hooker - founded secretly long ago....
The Swanky Pirate Hooker could ROCK that, she's got her own style!!
by (= Pirate Hooker October 26, 2010
Girls that go to Ridge High School. (A girl with money, who wears a little less clothing than a porn star in Algebra II)
A girl(the high class hooker) walks into a classroom, wearing a a tank top that covers half her stomach, and barely half of her boobs, and a short ripped up jean skirt, that's just a couple inches off her ass, and heals. She sits down in her assigned seat.
"Excuse me, Miss. _____, you are not dressed for school, please leave the room," her 24-year-old male teacher states.
"Oh, so you were looking at me?" She replied with a smirk.
"Excuse me, Miss. _____, you are not dressed for school, please leave the room," her 24-year-old male teacher states.
"Oh, so you were looking at me?" She replied with a smirk.
by A girl from October 21, 2005