cock heavy

Where the male sex is represented significantly more than the female sex, either in a social environment or through forms of media.

"This party is pretty cock heavy mate"

"Despite equal opportunity legislation, the government is significantly cock heavy."

by Laith G May 11, 2006

your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

Heavy Metal

The movie was good.


aye: "Definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words."

^does now,roflo

Well the original one was.

by Bluto May 8, 2005

heavy hitter

A person who does a certain action to the extreme.

That brotha's a heavy hitter, look at him wordrock/word that hookah.

by jihad October 23, 2003

What the heaven

Same as "What the hell?", just with different/opposite last word "heaven" for christians/people that don´t like saying "hell"

"Boooooooooooom"
you: "What the heaven was that ?!"

by _Killian_ December 9, 2008

Heavyweight Honey

A large woman percieved as an object of sexual pleasure.

Vladimir's girl is a heavyweight honey.

by Vladimir M October 27, 2007

7th heaven

Old show that is still in rotation on TV. It's a show that is created by Aaron Spelling, who thought it would be a good idea to make a show that tells people what kind of lifestyle to live: A very sheltered one. The father is a minister who has a drunk sister who attacked his kids. How, he could be a father and disown that bitch and not let her in the house, but he had to do the "christian" thing and forgive her. Of course, the kid whom she attacked forgave her as well, when anyone with common sense knows that in reality, the kid would be traumatized for living by being vicoiusly attacked by his own aunt.

A product of Aaron Spelling's decaying brain.

This is just one of the many examples of the blatent fakeness and stupidity that this show is saturated with. But, hey, I guess stupidity under a vale of morality is appealing to some people.

by Mr. Bird February 21, 2005