A state of being in which the subject is CLEARLY being retarded. *Not to be used for ACTUAL retards..
by Gay Lee January 27, 2009
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2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina
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by ffffffffffffefffffffffffffffff November 20, 2009
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by scrotostretch October 21, 2009
Get the helmet job mug.Helmet Chew - The act of a novice or rookie performing fellatio on an uncircumcised penis, and chewing on the excess skin during a flaccid moment.
History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys
History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys
I woke up thinking I had stuck my cock in a grinder, she helmet chewed me last night and in the morning to wake me up.
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She has a helmet chewing attitude.
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She has a helmet chewing attitude.
by Rudrafter June 4, 2010
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1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal
2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)
Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc
Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind
1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal
2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)
Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc
Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind
1. (noun) When I get off of work Im gonna go to the bar find me a Helmet Hel-mit.
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!
by MetalVero420/Cracky McCrackinz May 23, 2013
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