River helmet

The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

helmetitis

Someone who cant help thinking about the (bell-end) of a (penis).

Person 1 - "Omg i just cant stop thinking about touching the (tip)"

Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"

by RooBoy69 November 10, 2019

nacho helmet

A batting helmet with no ear protection. Reggie Jackson and John Olerud are famous purveyors of this helmet.

Got to love Reggie’s nacho helmet and dark glasses at the plate.

by Craig M99 August 3, 2023

cock helmet

a shroud made of very soft pliable material much like a helmet, protecting the penis from becoming desensitized, altering the sensation of erotic pleasure.

i really like head so much more now since i have started to wear my new cock helmet thru the day.

by Scott and Montana March 9, 2009

Helmet

One who is awful at video games, and whose gene pool should never be mated with.

God, that Kai'sa is such a helmet. That person shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

by Berrick January 18, 2020

scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z January 5, 2009